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big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

big floppy donkey dick 

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

big floppy donkey dick 

Insult to someone who is a whore.
You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner
Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad
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