bifecta

When you expect three good things to happen, but only two actually occur

My third beer was terrible, so it was only a bifecta

by mdhare May 8, 2013

Bifecta

When my boyfriend sleeps with another guy and I'm not there I call it a Bifecta.

Hey baby you having a Bifecta tonight? I gotta work.

by Hotel7362 August 21, 2016

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.

Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.

by BC September 3, 2003

Bofecta

The act of receiving THREE blow-jobs in a single sexual encounter by the same person.

The term is a combination of both bobo (short for blowjob) and trifecta ( a term used to describe any successful or favorable phenomenon or characteristic that comes in threes).

Not only did I get blown last night I completed the Bofecta!

by EazyOnTheEyez April 23, 2009

Bifectus

The new F word, or any word really. Also known as a miniture tripod.

Yo, you so make me so bifectuously bifectus with that bifectuous body of yours.

by rock kandi March 13, 2011

bisectarian

A person who is equally offended by anti-Catholic and anti-Protestant bigotry. Probably not a follower of the largest Glasgow football clubs (Rangers and Celtic)

That guy got beaten up again - he's bisectarian so everyone hates him.

by bumface111 June 18, 2011