Bichslap 

Whenever a person is being a beach and then they are being snappy they are bichslapping

"Hey u look like u just came out of a burnt garbanzo bean"

"Why are you being so mean?"
"I'm not being mean!"
"Yes your bichslapping!"

Bichslap by Hannahblee3 October 29, 2017

Bichslap

A genetic formation in the woman's DNA that allows them to slap a bich,pervert or abuser so hard they fall this slap hurts like hell and will sting for 2-5 days.

Person 1: "did you hear "
Person 2"what ?"
Person 1" Amy's boyfriend was a pervert"
Person 2 "no way what happened "
Person 1 "at lunch she walked up to him and bichslaped him in front of the whole cafeteria,"
Person 2 "hellyeah!"

Bichslap by JUSTSTUPIDFUCKERSSS August 2, 2026

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

Colorado Bitchslap by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Bitchslap 

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.

Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!

Bitchslap by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004

Bitchslappy 

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.

"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"

Bitchslappy by Triple L77 February 23, 2013

He-Man Bitchslap 

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.

Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.

He-Man Bitchslap by Rollin Coal July 22, 2009

Verbal Bitchslap 

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words

My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap

Verbal Bitchslap by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019