Bianchitis

Severe watering of eyes at any attempt of laughing. Named after it’s original founder Bianca Nazario.

Guy1: Yo Armando this girl I went out with started crying when we were watching Kevin Hart bitch is crazy

Armando: Nah man it’s that bianchitis shit going around

Guy1: Wtf is that

Armando: It’s like when you cry when you laugh some crazy bitch made it up

Bianchitis by fiugigfx xcvnvb n October 30, 2017

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

chronic benchitis 

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

chronic benchitis by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis 

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

Bronchitis by Weah89 September 8, 2013