Bfriend

Friends that only like you while there other friends are not around. They like you today but not tomorrow. Big bitches!

Yesterday I was Lucy's best friend, today she told me I was a loser: she is such a bfriend.

by cute-chicken101 October 21, 2010

Befriend

(V.)
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.

1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first

by Anhilliator1 August 20, 2017

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

befriend

(v.) To become friends with someone.

You can either befriend me or judge me.

by Jeffro January 19, 2006

Befriend

1.To make a friend
2.To beat the crap out of someone. Oriignates from the anime seris "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha", where the titular protaginst makes sevreal friends by beating out of them.

She befriended the crap out of them

by Keyan Farlander October 20, 2008

Befriend

To violently attack someone with very dangerous and extremely powerful blasts of magical pink light until your target sees the validity of your viewpoint.

"If you won't stand down, I'll have to befriend you!" "Oh god, please, don't befriend me!" "Brace yourself; You're about to be befriended!"

by Bearorcat February 4, 2010

boriendago

n.
Refers to males born with an abnormally small penis, a condition also known as knuckle dick (or microphallus). Possibly a rough translation of a seldom used latin phrase.

Boriendago over there would be a better off with a venus fly trap vagina made out of diamonds in his pants than whatever's he's got in there.

by Subsidian December 29, 2010