in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)
‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do youneed someone to talk to...?’’
Did you see that Beauceron tear off and eat that guysscrotum and then proceed to piss on him to mark him as his territory when he tried to break in that house?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.