beauceron 

K9 dating back to the 1500's.
French Police Dog.

Did you see that Beauceron tear off and eat that guys scrotum and then proceed to piss on him to mark him as his territory when he tried to break in that house?

beauceron by doesnt matter January 2, 2005

Beasteroni 

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

Beasteroni by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

Beautron

Basically a beauty, but evolved to the max. A Beautron always freezes their tarps and wears their beanie straight vertical. They are able to delete seltzer’s with ease and kill birds daily.

Can you be a beautron and sauce a tarp in the freezer for me? I’m going to need one after this birdie leaves the crib.

Beautron by Beautron October 18, 2020