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Ned Berryman 

He is a beautiful man with the prefect curved and gets all those mother fuckin hoes. He's also the type of guy to eat a biscuit which has been sitting on the ground for 10 minuites
"Ned Berryman has the most hot curves i want to spread his cheeks"
Ned Berryman by Cum Dawg August 22, 2023

Michael Berryman 

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.
Michael Berryman by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005

Guy Berryman 

the sexiest man on earth
coldplay's bassist
the world best bassist
my husband
friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth
ME: my husband: Guy Berryman
Guy Berryman by guyberryman#1fan October 9, 2008

guy berryman 

The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all.
No one like him
guy berryman by ana March 7, 2004

guy berryman 

THE FINEST MAN ALIVE AND BASSIST FOR THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! YAY! Go Guy!
Him *points*
guy berryman by Camille February 9, 2004
A berryman is a guy who is way too cool for anyone and makes anything sound unimportant. He is short in stature possibly middle aged and concealing water pipes with thai hashish. He loves large boats with only seamen and tons of flags. He may speak of a hard-on or saturation, he is well versed in SWAG.
Wow can you just give me the berryman, I don't really need to know what happened.
berryman by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010