Berlingo

A car that only nonce's drive anyone seen driving this car under the age of 90 sucks old boy.

what the fuck is he driving... hey i got a berlingo man

by god 09876 February 22, 2008

Berlingo

A man / man baby, usually known to drive a line car and hit poles on the regular . Not always but sometimes may be aggressive towards ant eaters , known to have a strong NY accent

The Berlingo was grouchy through the night, at which time he went to pilot for coffee .

by YROD June 25, 2020

Berlingo

A van for those who can’t justify a VW Caddy. Some utility without the downsides of a larger van. Beware however, as you’ll likely be mistaken as a 70 year old pensioner or someone who can’t afford rent.

Carl bought a Berlingo to haul around cans of iced tea. His friends think he has turned into an old lady.

by The Man Handler June 7, 2022

Citroen Berlingo

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.

Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

by Gandhi’s flip flop April 22, 2019

Berlingeresque

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.

Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway

by K dawg plus March 8, 2004

Berlingdingding

A word you would use for a weird teacher
A Teacher that pronounces word wrong

A teacher that does social studies or world history

Wow he is so bad at his job. Why is he even teaching?
I know right, he is a Berlingdingding

by HonorsExpectations October 28, 2019

Berjingo

A BERJINGO can be referred to as a hole in the lower part of the body in a male or female. Excluding the belly button, the BERJINGO can be referred to suit any joke whether this to be more suited towards either the frontal or back passage region. In general it is to be assumed to be directed towards the frontal female entrance.

i also have a fetish for putting hamsters up my BERJINGO.

I like to put my fingers in my BERJINGO

by RheaFallows January 19, 2010