A bergyboss is someone who can attract everyone. Straight men become gay for him. Lesbians become straight for him. No one can deny how sexy he is.
Joas: I'm not gay but I would totally bang that bergyboss over there. Like, if I was a girl, my legs would be spread for him.
Mason: I would call you gay, but I have to agree. He is undeniably sexy.
The best of all of the male human species. Works tirelessly and plays hard. Would move Heaven and Hell to ensure his family is safe and feels loved. Berny's are amazingly handsome and gentle lovers. They are quick to learn how to parent and are kind to animals. Every man should aspire to be a Berny.