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The giving or receiving of a discreet hand job. May be in the back of a classroom, movie theater, under the table, or other unusual places.
She gave me a bergner in the back of science class! I want to give his bozacks a bergner.
bergner by z&r January 19, 2009
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To bergner is to have an adult hissy-fit... the word WAHHHHH! may come out of the persons mouth. This type of person usually drives some kind of faggy car like a miata or a jetta, and like to watch Titanic and cut himself. it may also mean to insert a mans genitalia into ones mouth then give them a Hot Cleveland Steamer.
Kyle: God I hate that fag, he really pisses me off.
Dylan: Dont let him get to you, he is just a stupid bergner
Bergner by EminentDeputySparkon October 27, 2010
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tim berners lee 

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.
Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.
I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

berginer 

It refers to a woman's reproductive organ. AKA the vagina.
My berginer is bleeding.
berginer by todd chisholm September 3, 2006

patrice bergeron 

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.
patrice bergeron by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

Air Berger

An absolute dirty sap of the schuaz.
Hey man, can I huck an air berger out of your schuaz
Air Berger by Cliff McDiver February 19, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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