bergis

a kid who talks about memes which are 10 years old

hes such a bergis

bergis by notabergis May 24, 2018

Bergis

An awesome skater who everyone likes

August: Daaaaaamn look at that skater, he is sick on the skateboard.
Robin: Ofcourse he is a bergis

Bergis by Emin3eM October 10, 2018

mr. bergis

Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.

Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"

Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"

Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"

Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"

mr. bergis by yaaaaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2009

Norexa Bergosa 

That disease you get when you are real skinny and junk.

Eddie: Wow, Robi. You have lost a lot of weight. Do you have Norexa Bergosa ?

Robi: What is that ??

Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.

Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.

Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.

Robi: **rolls eyes**

Norexa Bergosa by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

Berging by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

Dan Bergstein 

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com

"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"

Dan Bergstein by Imlora April 2, 2010

Dan Bergstein 

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

Dan Bergstein by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010