Bergdahl 

(Verb.) Getting the bad end of a deal in a trade or bartering type event.

Trading something questionable for something of extreme value.

You traded your new Corvette for a Kia Spectra? That salesman gave you the classic Bergdahl. What interest rate did he hit you with?

Bergdahl by vpamelectricman June 5, 2014

bergdahl 

A name refering to one who is clumsy and/or dimm witted

That baby fell down and resembled one of the bergdahls.

bergdahl by John Reckhord December 10, 2007

Bergdahl 

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

Bergdahl by Jahamez April 28, 2020

Bergdahling

The act of treasonous or traitorous activities being treated as heroic.

By trading multiple high value targets in exchange for Pvt. Bergdahl the President is really Bergdahling the American people.

Bergdahling by PainlessJ June 2, 2014

Bergdahling

The act of dissappearing for long periods of time for either no reason, or a very bad reason.

Also can be spoken as:

1) Bergdahled
2) Bergdahl

Gained traction among the veteran community after the Bowe Bergdahl incident where he simply walked off his base in Afghanistan to possibly join Taliban forces, only to be returned to the United States five years later.

"I've been bergdahling my science class this semester to smoke crack."

"I think Dustin bergdahled his family reunion to marry a stripper."

"I think I'm going to bergdahl work so I can get drunk with a hooker."

Bergdahling by ENDex July 6, 2014

Bengdahlzi 

Fox news official policy, spoken directly from the anus into the brains of those who smell like anus!

Watching fox news tonight? Any new Bengdahlzi you're up in arms about or can I go upstairs and hit the fart sack without listening to you being a chainer all night?

Bengdahlzi by Coz the Shroom June 9, 2014

Bergdeahl 

Pronounced "berg-deal"
Def: an extremely disadvantageous transaction usually conducted under extreme stress, mind altering drugs or complete incompetence.

"Dude you traded your dodge challenger for two mopeds and a happy meal??... What a Bergdeahl!!

Slang: "Dude, you totally got berged"

Bergdeahl by JOATMON June 19, 2014