Definitions by vpamelectricman

Bergdahl 

(Verb.) Getting the bad end of a deal in a trade or bartering type event.

Trading something questionable for something of extreme value.

You traded your new Corvette for a Kia Spectra? That salesman gave you the classic Bergdahl. What interest rate did he hit you with?

Bergdahl by vpamelectricman June 5, 2014

OFI

OFI-(text-abbreviation)- "Oh Fuck It!"

"OFI, I'm going to work"
"OFI, I'm going to kill this bitch"

OFI by vpamelectricman March 3, 2011

Cougar Clog 

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

Cougar Clog by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

Obomit 

(OH.BAH.MIT): an act or instance of throwing up the contents of the stomach, caused by a general distaste for behavior in Washington.

This new socialized health care idea, totally makes me want to Obomit.

Obomit by vpamelectricman September 29, 2009