Bengdahlzi 

Fox news official policy, spoken directly from the anus into the brains of those who smell like anus!

Watching fox news tonight? Any new Bengdahlzi you're up in arms about or can I go upstairs and hit the fart sack without listening to you being a chainer all night?

Bengdahlzi by Coz the Shroom June 9, 2014

Bergdahling

The act of treasonous or traitorous activities being treated as heroic.

By trading multiple high value targets in exchange for Pvt. Bergdahl the President is really Bergdahling the American people.

Bergdahling by PainlessJ June 2, 2014

Bergdahling

The act of dissappearing for long periods of time for either no reason, or a very bad reason.

Also can be spoken as:

1) Bergdahled
2) Bergdahl

Gained traction among the veteran community after the Bowe Bergdahl incident where he simply walked off his base in Afghanistan to possibly join Taliban forces, only to be returned to the United States five years later.

"I've been bergdahling my science class this semester to smoke crack."

"I think Dustin bergdahled his family reunion to marry a stripper."

"I think I'm going to bergdahl work so I can get drunk with a hooker."

Bergdahling by ENDex July 6, 2014