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An incredibly attractive person. Amazing personality. Loves Jesus and America too.
Wow that dude is such a bergan
Bergan by JankMaster69 January 16, 2019
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Bergan Brownie 

When you shit on a plate heat it up in a oven or microwave put perfume on it or some sort of smell and put whipped cream and sprinkles on it and your female companion eats it.
I wonder how she likes her bergan brownie.
I made it myself.
Bergan Brownie by Havlicek March 29, 2009

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

ryan bergara

Ryan Bergara is the creator, executive producer and co-host of the hit show, Buzzfeed Unsolved.
This show is hosted by the dynamic duo Ryan Bergara and his best friend, Shane Madej.
Ryan considers himself to be a believer and the Unsolved fandom is more commonly known as ' ghouligans' or the 'unsolvedfam' which is divided into two groups: believers (boogaras) or skeptics (shaniacs).
Fans of Ryan Bergara describe him as funny, relatable, and cute.
He is very fond of sports, popcorn, movies and theme parks.
Me: Do you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Its my all time favorite show!
Friend: Yes oh my god, I definitely relate to Ryan Bergara.
Me: Me too! I consider myself to be a believer.

Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022