What really drunkpeople often end up saying instead of 'George Bush'. Proof that you shouldn't mix political based conversations with alcohol.
Conversation example:
"So dude, who did you vote for?"
"Beorge Gush! ALL THE WAY MAN!!"
"Who??"
"BEORGE GUSH, you dumbass!"
"Do you mean George Bush?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Who did you vote for, pal?"
"Kohn Jerry, man."
"Isn't he in porno?"
"No that's Ron Jeremy."
"Get outta town! We had someone in porn running for president?"
Bony beorge is a transcended being who is the leader of out culture. He posses eternal life and is ascended past what is considered normal human activity.
When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.
I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.
A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.