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Beorge Gush 

What really drunk people often end up saying instead of 'George Bush'. Proof that you shouldn't mix political based conversations with alcohol.
Conversation example:

"So dude, who did you vote for?"
"Beorge Gush! ALL THE WAY MAN!!"
"Who??"
"BEORGE GUSH, you dumbass!"
"Do you mean George Bush?"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Who did you vote for, pal?"
"Kohn Jerry, man."
"Isn't he in porno?"
"No that's Ron Jeremy."
"Get outta town! We had someone in porn running for president?"
Beorge Gush by DurDaDur January 21, 2005
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beorge gush 

The name for someone who is a nobody but acts like a dictator.
For example the boss of a small office
workers on a coffee break
"Man dont pay no attention to him that aint even no hitler thats Beorge Gush"
beorge gush by alvin smalldong November 16, 2007

Bony Beorge 

Bony beorge is a transcended being who is the leader of out culture. He posses eternal life and is ascended past what is considered normal human activity.
Paul: Is that god?
John: No, that is Bony Beorge
Bony Beorge by McFucko420 June 15, 2018

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
It's me Gloria Borger
Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.
I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
bergen joke by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017