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a word that you can add to any friends name when they are being selfish
jonnyberger took the last 2 beers into his room
billberger ate all the hot wings
andyberger drank the last 2 shots
jennyberger is such a bitch
by jonesberger February 19, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The act of forcing your bare skinned rear end into another's face in which the nose of the recipient is prodded deep into the rectum of the donor. When delivering a berger it is almost always necessary to have accomplices pin down the beneficiary beforehand to ensure cooperation.
Mike had been eagerly waiting with his pants down when the rest of us pinned down Tim. After a long struggle, Tim succumbed to the inevitability of the berger.
by The Berger King January 24, 2009
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the guy that still can beat the living shit out of the two authors above him
if you tell me who you are berger will come and rape your mother to prove his straightness and bash your pretty face ugly
if he know you are against him
by youguystillareassholes December 07, 2008
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to diarrhea into plasctic bag then freeze it. once properly frozen and hard, you beat the person with it. once knocked out you take the frozen diarrhea out of the bag and place it on stomach.
dude, i bergered a girl last night and she woke up with shit all over her
by jewishwombat April 04, 2011
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A Berger is an incredibly ugly child. A Berger is always higly contagious and annoying. A berger can commonly be found loitering around Tamarrama beach, scots and under trucks.
I just threw up when i looked at berger.

Accelerate the truck I can see Berger.

Run Steph Run. I can see Berger.
by Bograt October 15, 2006
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To have a warm drink, music, and a place to rest for a small amount of time. A form of hipster terminology.
Im not going out tonight, im just going to stay home and get my berger on.
by Bifenaa August 07, 2011
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