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Benzen – the name sounds like a luxury cologne, but don’t let that fool you. This guy smells like the back corner of a moldy teenage bedroom where old pizza boxes go to die. Imagine the dampness of a forgotten towel that’s been sitting in the laundry basket for three weeks, mixed with that weird sour smell of gym socks that should’ve been burned years ago. Every step he takes leaves behind the faint aroma of regret and expired Lynx Africa. If you’re within a 5-meter radius, your nose files for workers’ compensation. His bedroom? A biohazard zone. Mold growing on mold, with a bed that smells like it’s been marinating in teenage despair. When Benzen walks in, air fresheners pack their bags and leave
Bro, don’t sit next to Benzen—his room smells like a moldy teenage bedroom, and he walks around like a biohazard on legs; even air fresheners quit when he shows up.
Benzen by clanker August 25, 2025
Words you can keep
When three men of likely homosexual nature (but not always) form a circle and touch the tips of their penises together resembling the shape of the Mercedes Benz logo.
I heard Jaidyen, Skylar and Tanner were benzing all night long in an attempt to summon Captain Planet.
benzing by Franz-vanderbeek April 23, 2019
1; German for 'Petrol', which is the British term for gasoline.

2; One of the singles from Rammstein`s 'Rosenrot' album.
1; "I need to get some petrol in my car or I`ll break down somewhere."

2; "Did you hear the new song 'Benzin' yet?"
Benzin by RichardFanx3 October 1, 2005

Benzedrex 

A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.
Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.
Benzedrex by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Ray Benzino 

1.) Half-owner of the shitty ass magazine, The Source, who tried to diss Eminem, but got verbally beat the shit out of.

2.) Old ass never-has-been who kisses 50's ass while he tries to insult his colleagues.

Dude, Ray Benzino tried to diss on Eminem, but when Eminem came bacc with "Nail in the Coffin", Benzino was screwed.
Ray Benzino by Shungo June 29, 2006

Benzema 15 

Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!
If you don’t believe me, search Benzema 15
Benzema 15 by Dickdicok June 6, 2023

mashoo benzona 

adj. in hebrew: something that is realy awsom and great. mashoo- something. benzona- useualy a curse(son of a bitch) but on that case represent something good
person: the party last night was mashoo benzona!

person: i just got a new playstation mashoo benzona!
mashoo benzona by moran geisenberg August 31, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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