Benzen

Benzen – the name sounds like a luxury cologne, but don’t let that fool you. This guy smells like the back corner of a moldy teenage bedroom where old pizza boxes go to die. Imagine the dampness of a forgotten towel that’s been sitting in the laundry basket for three weeks, mixed with that weird sour smell of gym socks that should’ve been burned years ago. Every step he takes leaves behind the faint aroma of regret and expired Lynx Africa. If you’re within a 5-meter radius, your nose files for workers’ compensation. His bedroom? A biohazard zone. Mold growing on mold, with a bed that smells like it’s been marinating in teenage despair. When Benzen walks in, air fresheners pack their bags and leave

Bro, don’t sit next to Benzen—his room smells like a moldy teenage bedroom, and he walks around like a biohazard on legs; even air fresheners quit when he shows up.

by clanker August 25, 2025

benzing

When three men of likely homosexual nature (but not always) form a circle and touch the tips of their penises together resembling the shape of the Mercedes Benz logo.

I heard Jaidyen, Skylar and Tanner were benzing all night long in an attempt to summon Captain Planet.

by Franz-vanderbeek April 23, 2019

Benzin

1; German for 'Petrol', which is the British term for gasoline.

2; One of the singles from Rammstein`s 'Rosenrot' album.

1; "I need to get some petrol in my car or I`ll break down somewhere."

2; "Did you hear the new song 'Benzin' yet?"

by RichardFanx3 October 1, 2005

Benzedrex

A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.

Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.

by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Ray Benzino

1.) Half-owner of the shitty ass magazine, The Source, who tried to diss Eminem, but got verbally beat the shit out of.

2.) Old ass never-has-been who kisses 50's ass while he tries to insult his colleagues.

Dude, Ray Benzino tried to diss on Eminem, but when Eminem came bacc with "Nail in the Coffin", Benzino was screwed.

by Shungo June 29, 2006

Benzema 15

Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!

If you don’t believe me, search Benzema 15

by Dickdicok June 6, 2023

mashoo benzona

adj. in hebrew: something that is realy awsom and great. mashoo- something. benzona- useualy a curse(son of a bitch) but on that case represent something good

person: the party last night was mashoo benzona!

person: i just got a new playstation mashoo benzona!

by moran geisenberg August 31, 2005