Benoît
Benoît is an alcoholic endowed with a rare bullshit, fortunately he does things in order to make his entourage laugh
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benoit
The nicest, sweetest and most trustworthy person one can meet. Sometimes, however, he can be a pain in the ass and very stubborn. On top of that, his scathing sarcasm is just too hard to understand. He pretends that he doesn’t like monkeys but deep down he just adores them!
Benoit
Term used to describe a male who is sexually intrigued and infatuated by other men. He typically displays qualities frequently attributed to females. The Benoit is typically a little bit invasive and can be a little bit stalker Esch.
1. dude, your'e such a Benoit! stop staring at my D***.
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me
2. stop being a Benoit and get out of the mens locker room!
3. its totally cool that your g*y but don't Benoit around me
Benoit by DEFINEwizard October 24, 2022
Benoit
Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.
(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.
Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
Benoit by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008
benoit
To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Benoit
To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.
OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.