Benoiting

Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.

" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"

Benoiting by Benoiter January 4, 2013

benting

the act of venting to benti

"benti there is so much tea in our grade, we need to bent."
"let's get benting."

benting by ng2210 February 24, 2019

bedditing 

When Hans reddits in bed.

Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!

bedditing by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

Banditing 

Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.

Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...

Banditing by omigodlucy April 12, 2010

Benting

A really dedicated person who will do anything to rise to the top. Always looking for a competition and striving to be the best. There will be obstacles in their path, but nothing can really stop them thats why they are very unique and a one of a kind.

No matter what that person goes through nothing seems to stop them they just keep moving on, they're better known as being a Benting.

Benting by Mason Chamberlain May 18, 2014

Broiting

Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.

A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.

Broiting by Felching Master September 14, 2019

banditing 

participating in a road race without officially registering for it.

Rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, pissing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. That is, he never officially registered and/or paid for participation in the road race. As such, even though Rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.

banditing by Yukagin April 12, 2010