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Full Bennies 

A phrase to describe someone receiving the maximum allowance from the UK Welfare System. In the UK these are know as Social Benefits, hence being on "Full Benefits" or "Full Bennies"
" Hey Rob, How'd you afford the wedge to run that Japanese whip "

" Ha! Ha! I'm on full bennies mate! Ain't I "

bennie logan 

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.
Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.
bennie logan by penguin farmer April 27, 2013
Being abducted by attending Vascular Surgeon, after 5pm, to make unsolicited evening rounds, to keep him/her company. Especially when walking out the door to go home.
I was stepping onto the six o'clock jitney home when I was bennied and did not end up leaving the hospital until 9pm.
Bennied by DFox October 25, 2006

bennie and the jets 

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song
lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
The term BENNY originated from the letters of the train stations on the Jersey Shore line where annual toursit come down to the shore and mess up everything between Memorial day and Labor day.
(B)ayonne
(E)lizabeth
(N)ewark
(N)ew (Y)ork

Locals can spot a BENNY from miles away. They're ususaly of Italian decent, mostly from New York, they ask the dumbest things like "Which way is the beach?" and "What do you guys do during the winter?", they can't drive for shit, they think they're sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. They know only the major roads to get to the shore + home, they think it's cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on Ocean Av., trash the state and leave on Sunday. The cops all come out after Memorail day and hunt for the New York plates until Labor day, they pay WAY to much for a shack a block away from the beach, they can't handle a Jeresy Girl nor do they know just how good of a state New Jersey is.

Best of all, they have no fucking idea what a 'Benny' is.
Benny (Pulling over a few blocks away from the shore): "Hey bro, which way's the beach?"

Local (pointing west towards Newark): "That way." (mumbling under his/her breath) "Go home fucking benny..."
bennies by ILiveInBelmar August 28, 2005
A slang term for the drug "Benzedrine" that came into the U.S. around 1928 as inhalers, and later on in tablet form. It is a stimulant similar to methamphetamine.
I havnt slept for 3 days man, them bennies got me goin.
bennies by Austin Westervelt October 17, 2006