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benefits 

To have meaningless sex with a male/female without any relationship obligations. Sometimes the benefits are not the greatest, that means it's time to search for a new plan. Possibly one that will offer more of a variety and fits all your personal needs.
benefits by Anonymous June 26, 2003

benefits 

Gives Chavs and Chavettes an excuse to breed excessively.
"Fuckin' c'mon, Katie, jus' one more o' these lil' bastards an' we can get on some fuckin' benefits!"
benefits by Parz July 26, 2006

benefits 

Benefits are sums of money that the goverment pays to the deprived and/or disabled people of the country. Those people who claim benefits illeagly are often reffered to as , spongers, scroungers and thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards, and so are thoose who recieve benefits legally in HUGE quantities
Them thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards down the road are on more BENEFITS then that woman off wife swap
benefits by The Dole scrounger February 24, 2005

benefits 

money which the government give to people who have 10 kids with 10 different men. they are usually about 15 years old when they get to this stage. there children are usually pikeys or townies they live on council estates.
lets go get our benfits and then rob a house.
benefits by louise April 14, 2004

benefits of eating pineapple 

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

benefits of peace 

When someone plays Ajani, the Greathearted and gives everyone a +1/+1 and loyalty counter then screams "NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE"
NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE
benefits of peace by atr0sity August 3, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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