Benjaman

A smart cool iconic guy, he’s calm, cool and caring. His love extends beyond the realms of convention and is inclusive of all.

Benjaman are the life and soul of a party but similarly reserved and shy around new people. You can trust a Benjaman as they are loyal and devoted to the ones they love.

Never fuck over a Benjaman as they take revenge in dark and impressive ways. So you have been warned!

Look there goes Benjaman, what a cool caring guy!

Benjaman by Mr Beej November 23, 2021

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The cutest and funniest man on earth. He’s dashingly handsome and wholesome. The kinda guy you should build a life with and be grateful for every single day!

Benjaman will cook you dinner and be cool with eating it with a blanket

benjaman by Monkey Yellowheart November 23, 2021

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Benjaman is an amazing guy who loves live and lives for the good times. They are a loyal and clam but love pushing things to the limit. He can be bold and creative a forward thinker but his energy and spirit can be misplaced at times.

Benjaman is a perfect partner trustworthy, commit and dedicated to the one they love. Benjaman is smartly dressed, on trend and sometimes sets their own fashion.

Benjaman will help you out in a pickle and gives his time up to support those in need. But whatever you do DO NOT FUCK with a Benjaman as he will find ways to ruin you, his loyalties are all in or all out you screw him and his energy goes into ensuring you are finished. Benjaman’s call it as they see it so be prepared for blunt, honest and opinion.

Benjaman was a hero this weekend! He’s such great guy! So funny and honest without being a dick

benjaman by Mr Beej November 23, 2021

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Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman

Benja is what you will call Benjaman when he has you bent over and hitting it from behind. “So I just got Benja-overed” is what you will say with the most bored and unthrilled voice tone imaginable when someone asks you what the **ck is wrong with you? Being Benja-overed comes with things that are beyond annoying, immature and borderline Down syndrome. Most likely while you are being Benja-over, a doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster will be pestering the both of you via text messages and never in person because the cockroach cunt is too much of a punk bitch ass girl child to do the harassing and annoying in person. Worse than a real life cockroach, this cockroach cunt only talks shit via text messages while she is dragging her oversized chin along the ground. She is the undefeated, reining world champion of the “Shoot Your Load At The Jay Leno Chin Lookalike.” Her chin is so oversized that airplanes mistake her bullseyes for landing strips on a regular basis. Even after she gets both of her not even big enough for a minus A cup bra titties hacked off, the cockroach Cunt is blowing up your phone and while you are being Benja-overed, they both will protest how much they hate each other and both will get infected with the same STD, but Benja will act dumbfounded because “he doesn’t fuck the bitch” but you need not fret, you will be immune to their obsessive ex syndrome STD FESTIVAL.

“Oh my god, I didn’t think being Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman, could get any worse until a real life doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster started blowing my phone up from so many different numbers my phone ran out of room on the blocked list….🙄🤮

Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman by OG Fuk Slut January 4, 2024