a professional football team from cincinnati. this team enjoyed decent success in the eighties, by making it to two super bowls in eight years. uring the nineties and into the 21st century they lost more games than any other professional team ever. as of late they have began to rebuild and are a playoff hopeful (2003). as far as not having a website, they have one. for the fucking jackass who said they didn't, look it up fuck face. WHO DEY!!!!!!

no fucking way... the bengals are 8-6 with two games left and might make the playoffs!!!

bengals by troy December 15, 2003

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Bengals

a quality team for quality people

yeah...us browns might lose a shitload...but hey, we sure as hell have a good time doin it!

Bengals by lord funkington May 25, 2004

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bengis

the term for a young man who spends his days defacating on public properties, spontaneously ejaculating on a bi-weekly basis, and generally scaring off members of the opposite gender or otherwise. often seen deeply breathing by self in corners in malls, restaurants, etc. However, individuals of the first name or surname of Bengis have been blessed by the dance gods, and possess a few of the sickest moves ever seen outside of south central Los Angeles

Girl: Oh my God! Look at Bengis go!
Guy: Yeah, but that kids weird as shit.
Girl: But he can dance like fucking crazy!
Guy: I think he just jizzed in his pants.
Girl: Oh. -Walks off-

bengis by Jackie Q August 3, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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