Benedict cumberbald 

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum

Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.

Benedict cumberbald by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"

Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

Benedict Cumberbatch by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017

benedict cumberbatch's laugh 

The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."

An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.

benedict cumberbatch's laugh by A Proper Genius June 1, 2016

Benedict Cumberbatch 

An incredibly talented English actor of TV, film and theatre, known particularly for playing Stephen Hawking in 'Hawking', Paul Marshall in 'Atonement' and Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series 'Sherlock'. In addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice 'like a jaguar hiding in a cello', says adorable things like 'Oh crumpets!' when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously sexy and a genuinely lovely man.

I love Benedict Cumberbatch, he's so talented and I can't take my eyes off his beautiful face.

Benedict Cumberbatch by likeaghostlyballet December 7, 2010

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is a notorious British Actor. Most famous in his works for The Imi.....Yea you get the point...HES ACTUALLY EXTREMLY HOT AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH HIM I'LL CUT YOU, he is also known for being notoriously British

Person 1-Oh my god did you see BritishyGuy SillyName in Sherlock?
Person 2- *falls through ceiling* did someone say Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch by MayteDontEven May 5, 2015

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.

Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

Benedict Cumberbatch by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015

Benedict cumberbatch 

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

Benedict cumberbatch by scoresman July 4, 2016