belt-and-suspenders man

A man who goes to great lengths to avoid risk, embarassment, or exposure. i.e., if the belt should break, the suspenders will keep his pants on. Not quite paranoid, but on his way there. Can also be said of a man with something to hide. (or less than something as the case may be)

Lars, a real belt-and-suspenders man, saves every single email he sends and receives and archives them to CD, claiming "you just can't be too careful".

by Rex Cavendish February 09, 2005

mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.

Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!

by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015

belt-and-suspenders man

In-the-closet male transvestite. Wears trousers held up with a belt. Underneath wears stockings and suspenders.

If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.

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by fubarderby February 11, 2005

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 17, 2025

Belt man

A dominant man into rough play using accessories for sex. For example, using a belt to choke his partner.

Brody left marks last night, that belt man knows his way around tools.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 19, 2025