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belt-on

a strap on! male or female can use this on their partner!

also can be used as an offending insult!
oo i seem to have mis-placed my vagina, use that belt-on over there!

"U BELTON"
by lil and staffy September 12, 2006
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Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "
by Outlaw City Graffix © March 21, 2016
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Belt On Ass

The problem being it's a person who's basically retarded abusing someone into don't some retarded shit.
Hym "Yeah, belt on ass... Megyn Kelly's ass... Naked... Mmmmm..."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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have a belt on me

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
Have a Belt on me, Chum!
by Dani April 7, 2005
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Black belt on enlargement

The final stage on the form or art penis enlargement , that provides you the ability to enlarge your penis on your own.

It's a very secret form of art, which can be only mastered by hard training with the monks on the Johnny Sins Mountain.
Girl: W O W your pp is SOOOOO BIG. How is it that big??

Black Belt Master: I hold the black belt on enlargement

* Immediately grows his pp another 2 inches*
by BlackBeltMaster July 23, 2020
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The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
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Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement
by BlackBeltMaster December 8, 2020
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