goo-man

someone with a catastrophic mental health break

the stress was so much, it turned Jake into a goo-man

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 03, 2023

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

Dick caddy

To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.

My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.

by MarioSpinsters69 July 09, 2023

Brown kit

A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.

Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?

by MarioSpinsters69 January 01, 2025

low-key thicc

a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.

Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023