MarioSpinsters69's definitions

low-key thicc

a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.

Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

Desert pussy energy

Desert pussy energy DPE

My boss is so gross, it dries me right up. That guy is giving real desert pussy energy.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

smashing wagons

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023

goo-man

someone with a catastrophic mental health break

the stress was so much, it turned Jake into a goo-man

by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023

Brown kit

A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.

Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?

by MarioSpinsters69 January 1, 2025