Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MarioSpinsters69

Belt man

A dominant man into rough play using accessories for sex. For example, using a belt to choke his partner.

Brody left marks last night, that belt man knows his way around tools.

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A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

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My boss is so gross, it dries me right up. That guy is giving real desert pussy energy.

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A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.

Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?

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To wrangle men for a single woman that she chooses and points out.

My friend Jake gets me the best dick. He's a great dick caddy.

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someone with a catastrophic mental health break

the stress was so much, it turned Jake into a goo-man

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a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.

Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!

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