To take a shit in a purse an cover it in fake money to leave innocently looking like a free bag of forgotten cash on the street for excited victims to search swiftly whilst you hide an watch them dip there hands in your steaming pile of shit
A pair of knickers so big and unsexy that you could never dream of pulling on a night out. Typically these huge knickers cover your whole belly and your arse cheeks.
Stacey “I’m so excited for this night out, I’ve got my best underwear on, I’m so going to pull”
Caroline “you’ve got no chance with those bellybashers on, they’re hanging!”