Bellsouth

The second worst independent ISP ever, next to AOL. Never call their customer service, unless you speak fluent indian. Laggy, depressing, and stupid,this company blows.

Guy with DSL during drizzle - "WHAT?! NO INTERNET FOR 5 DAYS CAUSE OF A DRIZZLE!?...Oh its bellsouth."

by Dev H May 14, 2005

Bellsmith

One who forges/smiths bell-ends. Used when calling one a 'bell-end' is not sufficient.

'Did you see how Tom de-throned that old lady at the pizza hut?'
'What a Bellsmith'

by RainbowRunna January 28, 2013

Ballmouth

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.

I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.

by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Ballsmouth

1. An individual that frequently finds a male ball sack in his/her mouth.

2. Balls in the mouth.

"That Whoreen, what a ballsmouth! Nice gal though..."

"Matthew totally bunked out on the hockey game, what a BALLSMOUTH!"

by Earache Baranski November 10, 2008

ballsout

a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 7, 2010

ballsout

When your testicles are out of your pants through the zipper of your jeans.

"dude, your ballsout."

by TheLiriValley April 13, 2010

Dr. Ballsmouth

Someone (usually a male) with a Ph.D. that finds balls in his mouth after doing something dishonourable.

Phil: "Did you hear that Colin, that doctor that everyone used to like, is getting a girlfriend?"

Seth: "Yeah, that sucks. We'll probably never see him after that. I bet he'll cheat on her on the reg too."

Phil: "What a bitch. Let's teabag that Dr. Ballsmouth."

by quisas22 December 8, 2009