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Bellsouth 

The second worst independent ISP ever, next to AOL. Never call their customer service, unless you speak fluent indian. Laggy, depressing, and stupid,this company blows.
Guy with DSL during drizzle - "WHAT?! NO INTERNET FOR 5 DAYS CAUSE OF A DRIZZLE!?...Oh its bellsouth."
Bellsouth by Dev H May 14, 2005
Words you can keep

Bellsmith 

One who forges/smiths bell-ends. Used when calling one a 'bell-end' is not sufficient.
'Did you see how Tom de-throned that old lady at the pizza hut?'
'What a Bellsmith'
Bellsmith by RainbowRunna January 28, 2013

Ballmouth 

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.
I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.
Ballmouth by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Ballsmouth 

1. An individual that frequently finds a male ball sack in his/her mouth.

2. Balls in the mouth.
"That Whoreen, what a ballsmouth! Nice gal though..."

"Matthew totally bunked out on the hockey game, what a BALLSMOUTH!"
Ballsmouth by Earache Baranski November 10, 2008
a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.
when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.
ballsout by tellitizaman September 7, 2010
When your testicles are out of your pants through the zipper of your jeans.
"dude, your ballsout."
ballsout by TheLiriValley April 13, 2010

Dr. Ballsmouth 

Someone (usually a male) with a Ph.D. that finds balls in his mouth after doing something dishonourable.
Phil: "Did you hear that Colin, that doctor that everyone used to like, is getting a girlfriend?"

Seth: "Yeah, that sucks. We'll probably never see him after that. I bet he'll cheat on her on the reg too."

Phil: "What a bitch. Let's teabag that Dr. Ballsmouth."
Dr. Ballsmouth by quisas22 December 8, 2009
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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