Bellgium 

A really "clangy country" in western Europe.

I wonder if Prince Hullabaloo had vacationed in Bellgium, he could have enjoyed even more cacophonous din-helpings than in his home-kingdom of Hubbub?

Bellgium by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Belgium Whistle Drop

To clench ones fist with an erect thumb and in an upwards movement poke someone in the gouch from behind whilst yelling "belguim".

Watch your back you might get belgium whistle dropped!

Belgium Whistle Drop by Iggies November 27, 2012

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Belgium Yard 

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

Belgium Yard by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Belgium 

Street name for the country known as “South Netherlands”. Only used by people with no bitches.

“Belgium is actually called ‘South Netherlands’”

Belgium by BalhaarVerzamelaar April 12, 2022

Belgium log toss 

The act of shitting in the shower, picking it up and throwing it from the shower to the toilet.

Leopold preformed a Belgium log toss before breakfast, this morning.

Belgium log toss by Tamereanim8r August 25, 2022