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Bellgium

A really "clangy country" in western Europe.
I wonder if Prince Hullabaloo had vacationed in Bellgium, he could have enjoyed even more cacophonous din-helpings than in his home-kingdom of Hubbub?
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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Belgium Barbeque

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.
Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.
by GordonBennett December 2, 2020
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Belgium Whistle Drop

To clench ones fist with an erect thumb and in an upwards movement poke someone in the gouch from behind whilst yelling "belguim".
Watch your back you might get belgium whistle dropped!
by Iggies November 27, 2012
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 13, 2008
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Belgium Yard

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.
"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.
by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014
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Belgium

Street name for the country known as “South Netherlands”. Only used by people with no bitches.
“Belgium is actually called ‘South Netherlands’”
by BalhaarVerzamelaar April 12, 2022
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Belgium log toss

The act of shitting in the shower, picking it up and throwing it from the shower to the toilet.
Leopold preformed a Belgium log toss before breakfast, this morning.
by Tamereanim8r August 25, 2022
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