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Hot Belgian Waffles 

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

Belgian Waffles 

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.
Belgian Waffles by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

Belgian Waffle 

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

belgian waffle maker 

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

BELGIAN WAFFLES 

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
BELGIAN WAFFLES by squadala!! January 15, 2009