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A ‘man’ who hates women but portrays himself to be the perfect man. In reality he’s an abusive narcissist who studies and mirrors females so he can take advantage of & abuse them for his satisfaction. He is nefarious and so is what he’s doing behind the scenes. A Belford regularly partakes in purchasing women trapped in the sex trade industry to abuse for his enjoyment/sick pleasure as well as physically & mentally harming women he’s ‘committed’ to.
Oh no, girl you’re dating a Belford!! Run, change your number, get tested for stds & get into therapy STAT.
Words you can keep
''avoid that one mate, shes a total belford''
belford by rumple19 June 18, 2014

Ronald Belford Scott

The lead singer for AC/DC, the greatest rock band to walk the Earth, that Blink 182 crap can walk across the sun, where they shall BOIL. Boil so much their blood will evaporate and escape out their heads, and soon their brain shall melt (though that doesn't matter, they might not have one!)
<Plays AC/DC song to Blink182 fan>
<prep>Like OMG they like got a brand new lead singer and like, a brand new song! Like, OMG OMG!
<me>Bitch
*SLAP!*

david belford 

the guy that shit himself😌
“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

Bedford High school 

Bedford High School... where do I begin?
1. We have a threat almost every week.

2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon

3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.

4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.

5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle

6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it

7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.

8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.

9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”
“I hate Bedford High School, the school sucks.”
“Damn man that’s the worst.”

bedford nh 

A stereotypical rich ass white town in southern New Hampshire
Bedford NH? That bitch town full of money? Ya, I'm from there
bedford nh by BHShuman March 28, 2015

Jordan belfort 

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top
Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23
Jordan belfort by KidfromVA August 4, 2014
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Coyote Ugly

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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