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Bedfordshire 

Bedfordshire
Up the wooden Hill to bedfordshire, meaning up the stairs to bed.
County of Bedfordshire 50 miles north of London, Bedford is central to Bedfordshire famous for the clanger, originally a steamed suet pudding jam one side & bacon & onion the other side steamed & eaten by the field workers around Bedfordshire for lunch, passed down to me by my nan who made it & was a worker in the Fields around Bedfordshire. Bedford has some very top class schools, Bedford boys school being one with famous names linked. The home of John Bunyan. Hanging of hanratty the A6 murderer at Bedford jail on 4th April 1962, remembered as it was my fourth birthday. The Great Ouse flows through the town with a picturesque embankment that has a river festival every 2 years & party in the park at Bedford Park every year bringing in the likes of Tom Jones, Billy Ocean also proms there. Bedford a stunning place with friendly people & nice restaurants with the train line going straight to & from London in about 40 minutes. Easy reach & surrounded by Northampton, Milton Keynes, St Neots, Biggleswade & Luton. Marston moretaine home of captain tom moore. Marston Vale for walks.
Bedfordshire by Bedford lad February 15, 2021
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Bedfordshire 

Bedforshire is a city in the east of england. It's population is about 30,000 people. Bedfordshire is very high rate of crime and drugs, possibly the second highest in Britain. Bedfordshire has a lot of 'Roadmen' who cause pannic,distress and crimes. Bedfordshire also has chavs, which people in bedford refer to as 'nitty,nitz,crackhead or Philip'. These crackheads will usually ask you for change. If they don't then they have been sent to the shop by roadmen in exchange of a pebble. Bedford also has quite bad educations. The schools of; Bedford Academy & Biddenham International School are said too be the worse. Overall, stay away from Bedford. Especially Midland Road or Tavistock Street.
-Someone from Bedfordshire-
"AYO NITZ, GO SHOP FOR MAN AND I'LL BUSS YOU A PEBBLE STILL."
-Goes shop-
Bedfordshire by Concerned White Man. September 19, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026