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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.
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sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011

Beasty Dry

An object that is commonly referred to as a "Dildo".
I just bought a beasty dry at an adult warehouse today.
Beasty Dry by dantheman2324 February 28, 2010
A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose.
Perma-camel toe.
Razor Burnt Cooter.
"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"
Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.

Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.
BeastyJ by Fatty McBeef Patty April 6, 2005
abbreviation for boisterous meaning bouncy, excited, disorderly, loud, or rambunctious. usually used to make others angry when they don't understand what you are saying.
skye and andra were so boisty at that party.
boisty by sandrawithoutthes. January 4, 2008

no beasty 

A claim one must interject immediately after using a phrase that can be construed as sexual in content and having to do with any species other than human. A spin off of "no homo".
Dickie Swags: Damn son Bella is so beautiful and little she fits right inside of my heart....

Podcast Jones: ehhhh

Dickie Swags: Pause... No beasty
no beasty by meowcat904 December 27, 2011