BeastyJ 

A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose.
Perma-camel toe.
Razor Burnt Cooter.
"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"

Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.

Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.

BeastyJ by Fatty McBeef Patty April 6, 2005

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.

You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.

sleeping beasty by jpg3 November 8, 2011

Beasty Dry

An object that is commonly referred to as a "Dildo".

I just bought a beasty dry at an adult warehouse today.

Beasty Dry by dantheman2324 February 28, 2010

no beasty 

A claim one must interject immediately after using a phrase that can be construed as sexual in content and having to do with any species other than human. A spin off of "no homo".

Dickie Swags: Damn son Bella is so beautiful and little she fits right inside of my heart....

Podcast Jones: ehhhh

Dickie Swags: Pause... No beasty

no beasty by meowcat904 December 27, 2011

Beasty Hunter

Someone loves to go after fat chicks or chubby chicks then fucks them and leaves them like a MILF hunter but for FAT chicks.
What happens when you are always the wing man Duffer(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) for too long

Example 1
Danny: "Hey lets go clubbing tonite"
Anthony: "Shotgun Duffer"
Arnold:(sighs , mad) " You always get the Fat chicks bro give it a break or we might start calling you the Beasty Hunter"
Anthony: " Fat chicks need love too!"

Example 2
Lt. Dan: " Forest i can't feel my legs!"
Forest: " Goddamit! Lt. I told you fucking all dem fat chicks would break ya legs"
Lt. Dan: " I couldn't help myself Forest now help me onto my wheelchair its time for me to go Beasty Hunting"
Forest: "Yes sir"

Example 3
Danny: "Arnold stop watching Fat Chick porn all the time man! what are you trying to prove!"
Arnold: "I wana be a Beasty Hunter like Anothony bro so i must study SEVERAL online videos! Now leave and let me beat the meat!"

Beasty Hunter by Coorpinator5000 March 28, 2010

Beastyest

The best of the best.
Nothing can possibly be better.

Bob has the Beastyest kicks. ever.

Beastyest by emmakay November 3, 2009