Begotiation
The conversation you have trying to get the most you can when begging for something from someone (i.e. begging for money from your parents)
Begotiation by Gozier March 1, 2026
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Hostage Negotiation
Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
Secret Diplomatic Negotiations
"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
aggressive negotiations
Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting
aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009
French Negotiation
The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
French Negotiation by Lelarep March 21, 2011
aggressive negotiations
its negotiations, but with a lightsaber
aggressive negotiations by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020
Pillow Negotiations
"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows
Pillow Negotiations by Melofawesome August 27, 2012