Beghan

Someone who will do anything to get bacon. There begging for some bacon

Girl: Hey can you make bacon for me please? I will do anything!
Boy: No we've had bacon like eight times this week.
Girl: WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ME OR MY NEEDS SHAWN! WHAT THE HELL.
Boy: FINE I WILL MAKE YOU SOME GOD DAMN BACON. YOUR SUCH A BEGHAN

by Igotbacononmymind December 18, 2014

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Bethania

When you meet her, stop and take a nice long look. She’s very captivating, don’t look into her eyes because you’ll definitely get stuck. She has the most gorgeous smile you can find. But her best feature is her personality, that’s what will get you. She’s a bit of everything and she can do just about anything. When you find yourself a bethania, don’t be stupid and let her go. She likes to have walls up and she’s very defensive but if you can get to her, you can find one of the most beautiful souls out there. Trust me, you won’t find anyone like her.

Bro, Bethania is fucking gorgeous!
Yes she is but her personality is the best part of her.

by KhingLoverBoy February 8, 2021

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022

Bethany Byrd

A girl from Mean Girls who states humorous quotes, giving her reason to be in this incredibly brilliant movie.

Bethany Byrd: "One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."

Bethany Byrd: "Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"

by NiceWigJanisWhat'sItMadeOf November 21, 2010

Bethany

An amazing girl. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her, it shows her crazy side and bubbly personality. She is a very caring , loyal and a trustworthy person. She will put family and friends before herself at all costs. Bethany usually doubts herself, and when thinking negatively, positive things happen to her. A Bethany will do anything to help you, as she has such a kind heart. Any man should be lucky to meet a Bethany and definitely get to know her because she is a very unforgettable human.

Guy 1: Omg, she's so beautiful!
Guy 2: Yo that's Bethany.

by noodlelion December 2, 2018

Bethanie

The greatest friend you'll ever meet, someone you can count on and will always remember you even if it doesn't work out. She will tell you your beautiful though she doesnt think she is herself but is in the biggest way. Don't get on her bad side, shes known to hold a grudge . She's a animals person / whisperer and will magically make your scared of people cat like her. Through it all she is always there when you need her, will hold on forever and will try so hard to stay there. Be nice to her and she will be nice back.

Bethanie keeps texting me how I'm feeling after I've broken up

by Coolkittycats January 26, 2018