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Dan Bergstein
A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com
Dan Bergstein by Imlora April 2, 2010
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Dan Bergstein
An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.
Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!
Dan Bergstein by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010
Beertein
Man food mixed with man juice. A chocolate protein mixed with beer. A way to kill two birds with one stone, generally used by bros after a long sess getting swol in the rec.
Bro 1: Bro, I got it! Beertein!! Get drunk and ripped at the same time!
Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!
Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!
Beertein by I can bury February 10, 2009
Bernsteined
To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.
Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011
Sub. The Bergsteinn
Bergsteinn is a rare kind of tiger living in the woods south of Vejle. He hunts by traking down his pray with his highly developed sence of smell. The Bergsteinn then eats his pray raw and in one pice. His prais are most of the time fish, mouses and dead pidgens.
Sub. The Bergsteinn is hard to difine becouse they all look defriend but most of them are known for having huge heads and red hair.
Sub. The Bergsteinn by The Party Dude May 9, 2009
Leonard Bernstein
The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"
Leonard Bernstein by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006