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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem 

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!

beejesus 

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!
Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!
beejesus by Gulia January 31, 2004

BeeJesus 

The lord of the BeeChristians.
"Larry, Bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean what about BeeColumbus, BeeGhandi, BeeJesus!
BeeJesus by BeeJesus101 February 24, 2021

Beejesus 

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)
ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us
Beejesus by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026