Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

Beer Jesus by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011

Get merch

Get the Beer Jesus mug.

See more merch

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??

big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!

Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem by michael foolsley September 5, 2011

Get merch

Related Words

Beer Jesus • Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem • beejesus • beer • beer goggles • Beer Pong • beer shits • beer pressure • beer muffs • beer bong

beejesus

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!

Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!

beejesus by Gulia January 31, 2004

Get merch

BeeJesus

The lord of the BeeChristians.

"Larry, Bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean what about BeeColumbus, BeeGhandi, BeeJesus!

BeeJesus by BeeJesus101 February 24, 2021

Get merch

Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)

ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us

Beejesus by amazingmavis December 7, 2010

Get merch

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch