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Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.
Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!
by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011
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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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beejesus

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!
Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!
by Gulia January 31, 2004
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BeeJesus

The lord of the BeeChristians.
"Larry, Bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean what about BeeColumbus, BeeGhandi, BeeJesus!
by BeeJesus101 February 24, 2021
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Beejesus

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)
ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us
by amazingmavis December 7, 2010
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