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beejesus 

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!
Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!
beejesus by Gulia January 31, 2004
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BeeJesus 

The lord of the BeeChristians.
"Larry, Bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean what about BeeColumbus, BeeGhandi, BeeJesus!
BeeJesus by BeeJesus101 February 24, 2021

Beejesus 

grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)
ok, ok, just don't get beejesus on us
Beejesus by amazingmavis December 7, 2010
A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004
a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis
I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.
bejesus by loyolacs August 20, 2002

East Bejesus 

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'
"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."
East Bejesus by Zwieback January 12, 2018

freakin bejesus 

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians
You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!
freakin bejesus by Paddy V August 13, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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