Beejed 

Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.

The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.

noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.

(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".

While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.

"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.

Beejed by NWSully March 10, 2015

Beered 

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

Beered by LovePez October 19, 2009

Beesed 

The result of using Burt’s Bees chapstick and applying it under and over your eyelids. This causes a tingling and chilling sensation around your eyes and face.

Mom: Did you smoke today?
Chauncelor: No, I’m just hella beesed.

Oh my fucking god I’m beesed out of my mind!

Beesed by Thechauncelor December 21, 2018

roast beefed 

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.

1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!

roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006

teaser beejer 

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

teaser beejer by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

beefed it 

Making a clumsy mistake while trying to do something athletic.

In the film "Napoleon Dynamite" Napoleon throws an orange at Uncle Rico's van. Rico jumps out and puts Napoleon in a headlock. Napoleon elbows Rico and escapes, but as he runs away he attempts to jump a fence and "beefs it". Yes, Napoleon really "beefed it". By the way the "beefing it" was NOT in the script. It was a real "beef" made by the actor playing Napoleon. It was so funny they left it in the film.

beefed it by Beefy D July 22, 2006

Beeked 

To get scared (in past tense)

The sound of thunder this afternoon made me beeked.

Beeked by Beekmaster September 24, 2010