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short tern word for BLOW JOB
beeje by Amanda Desmoulin November 1, 2003
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beeje booje

Inuendo for the nickname of a lover or significant other.
I just finished taking my beeje booje to the movies, now were going out for dinner.
beeje booje by Bsaga December 2, 2009

Laguna Beeje 

An amazing blowjob. It compares to no other. When combined with a Bologna Sinclair the recipient becomes a legend.
Laguna Beeje by Traytsa August 8, 2007

Muscle Beeje 

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje
I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.
Muscle Beeje by Traytsa August 8, 2007
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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