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The creature born of the sky in the year 17890 BCE. Due to the fact that his death was in 1379 CE, he has had thousands of offspring, most notably, Chesmund, prominently known as big beefis. As the first of his kind, he was the most peaceful of beefiskind. Beefis was murdered by the first of the beefis slayers, named obungus. He is the second most powerful beefis of his kind.
Yo man, just traveled to the twelfth century; laid eyes upon Beefis
Beefis by BeefisDictionary69 August 5, 2020
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Biggest fucking beast ever and has a huge cock and ges all the bitches
"Yo, you're such a beefis."
beefis by Badingauuun June 11, 2016
The official emoji of bæfish group. And can be used at the end of every sentence
Hey bæfish or hey did you see that bæfish
Bæfish by Bayfish April 13, 2015
When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.
“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”
Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017
Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"
If you have the beetis, call Liberty.
beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006
A word clean enough for EA's user agreement.
Carl: It's your fault if you think beepis is a dirty word because it is, by definition, clean enough for EA's user agreement.
beepis by BilliamShakesbeer December 30, 2019

beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).
Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."
beefswelling by Emperor Mirtzan August 25, 2011
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