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The creature born of the sky in the year 17890 BCE. Due to the fact that his death was in 1379 CE, he has had thousands of offspring, most notably, Chesmund, prominently known as big beefis. As the first of his kind, he was the most peaceful of beefiskind. Beefis was murdered by the first of the beefis slayers, named obungus. He is the second most powerful beefis of his kind.
Yo man, just traveled to the twelfth century; laid eyes upon Beefis
Beefis by BeefisDictionary69 August 5, 2020
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Biggest fucking beast ever and has a huge cock and ges all the bitches
"Yo, you're such a beefis."
beefis by Badingauuun June 11, 2016
The official emoji of bæfish group. And can be used at the end of every sentence
Hey bæfish or hey did you see that bæfish
Bæfish by Bayfish April 13, 2015
When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.
“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”
Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017
Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"
If you have the beetis, call Liberty.
beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006
A word clean enough for EA's user agreement.
Carl: It's your fault if you think beepis is a dirty word because it is, by definition, clean enough for EA's user agreement.
beepis by BilliamShakesbeer December 30, 2019

beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).
Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."
beefswelling by Emperor Mirtzan August 25, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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