beefshack 

a closet eunuch.

Jeff is the biggest beefshack I know.

beefshack by Teaser3 December 11, 2011

beefhawk 

to adjust oneself

Roger Clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.

beefhawk by Earthling January 30, 2004

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

beanshack 

1. a shack full of mexicans, usually illegal
2. where all the mexicans hang out
3.where the beaners roll

I saw a beantank outside the beanshack.

How to clear a beanshack-
stand on the roof and yell 'Immigration!!'

beanshack by fredalicious February 1, 2007

beersack 

Recently invented because of the world's most amusing last name during a discussion about how stupid little sad emo/scene teenagers look.

A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:

- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.

- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.

- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.

WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.

"Dude, I am not hanging out with Brad this weekend."
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'

beersack by wamberlamps May 2, 2015

Beefshake

The man's answer to Kera's Milkshake.

"My beefshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
But you're a fucking chump"

Beefshake by Mighty J April 19, 2005

Beefjack

An expression of delight at the quality of something. Can be said with an extended emphasis on the word beef and is multifunctional in its use. Feel free to replace jack with rat, cat or hat and must be said with vigour. Originates from Borat's phrase "fat cat" in description of the good life lived by a privileged few. This developed into fat rat, and then beef rat based on the universal appreciation for the meat from a cow. This manifested into beefjack due to it's proximity in sound to beef jerky and this has seemingly stuck as the chosen phrase. Use wisely

Steve: " Mate, you been watching Red Dwarf recently?"

Joe: "Oh yeah, it's a bit of a beefjack!"

"I'm a big fan of the band Suede, they're a bit of a beefjack."

Beefjack by Texas Paolo December 2, 2009