beef water
beef water by tterboski March 20, 2018
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beef water
beef water by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016
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Beef Water
"Girl, I want your beef water all over my dick."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
"Man, when I ate her out, she had that dirty beef water."
Beef Water by Spooky G. January 5, 2017
beef waterfall
(sex act) At the consummation of fallatio, the person engaging in the act of fallatio has the man ejaculate into his/her mouth and allows the semen to fall from his/her mouth down the penis, making the appearance of a waterfall down the shaft.
beef waterfall by in10ionaltort September 15, 2009
Mongolian Beefeater
One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
Mongolian Beefeater by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010
Beefeater
A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
beefeater
beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011
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