bedspread 

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread

Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.

bedspread by the page July 14, 2008

bedspread

Refers to either:
(1) a horny stud's favorite bodily-position to see a hot chick assume --- i.e., submissively lying back on da BED wif her legs SPREAD invitingly, or

(2) da large cover-sheet dat you drape over da two of you for a bit of extra warmth and/or privacy while engaging in da delightful bouncy-bouncy dat's implied above.

"Willing" gals are always happier to perform da "bedspread" for you if you are diligent about maintaining a uniform covering of da actual "bedspread" --- i.e., keep shifting/smoothing said lightweight oversize blanket so dat it stays evenly/equally draped on both sides --- while da two of you are enthusiastically partaking of your assorted copulation-related activities, thus ensuring dat said fabric barrier continues to effectively shield you from drafts and/or conceal your intimate movements from any nearby fellow humans who aren't "part of da show".

bedspread by QuacksO August 3, 2026

Vegas Bedspread 

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.

Vegas Bedspread by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread 

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

dirty bedspread by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bespredel 

Bespredel (from Russian “беспредел” — “boundlessness”, “no-limit-ness”) is a situation when someone in power — be it political, financial, or criminal — does whatever he wants while enjoying complete impunity and getting away with murder (often literally).

While people in the West believe that the ongoing Ukrainian revolution known as Euromaidan was triggered by the President’s last-minute refusal to sign the association pact with the EU, its real cause was the fact that most Ukrainians were fed up with the appalling bespredel on behalf of President Yanukovich, his family, and a bunch of oligarchs.

bespredel by Simferopol January 27, 2014

bed spread 

1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.

2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.

Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.

Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.

bed spread by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Campus Bed-Spread 

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy

Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head

Campus Bed-Spread by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010