Bedrito

Wrapping yourself in bed sheets like a burrito.

I'm in my toasty, warm bedrito.

by Hannah_Banana0_0 July 16, 2017

Berrito

A Berrito is a pile of soiled socks that were used for masturbation.

Dude, is that a Berrito behind your laundry basket? Gross.

by inb4kickedfromchat March 20, 2011

Beerito

3 heavy draft beers to be consumed in place of a proper dinner. Named for having a similar amount of calories as your average mission-style burrito.

Did you eat dinner tonight?

Nah, I was just planning on drinking a beerito.

by The_lnternets December 15, 2011

Bedritto

(Behd-Ree-toe) Verb. The act of snuggling yourself in your bed, wrapped in a comfortable blanket like a “human burrito”, with a comforting show and snackies.

Today was rough, definitely Bedritto time.

Just going to spend the day as a Bedritto.

by FettPool April 29, 2023